There's a party in my head and you're all invited

by mrSimon

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about

From the explosive "Foundation Day", to the melodramatic "Snow Village" and "Fiji Fantasies", to the downright insane "Shut up" and "The Stupidest Track I've Ever Made", every track makes its presence well known, in my infamous back-to-basics 2010 LP.

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released April 16, 2010

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Some rights reserved. Please refer to individual track pages for license info.
Track Name: Fat
W-w-why, did, you reverse, this, this, Mc-Man-Gos?
I'm fat, I'm fat, I'm fat, I'm fat, I'm fat, I'm fat-fat.
Track Name: Foundation day
On the Letchworth common, preparations for the evenings festivities were underway. Setting up the stage and fun fair! Then the live entertainment began.

Then Stuart Kenny, Director general of the heritage foundation made a short speech.

The crowd built up as the evening got darker, and DJ played the music.

Fun fair! I love the fun fair! Give me the fun fair NOW 'cause I want fun fair! I like all the fun fairs in the world! (x3)

Then, the moment Letchworth had waited for.

Foundation day!

The children then proceeded to drop 'ket'....

...Shit went down.

Freeze! Dance!

Capital U and the K-N-O, the W-N that’s me! So gimme the microphone, so I can step into the party! Step into the par-step step into the party!
The Unknown MC thats me! So gimme the microphone, so I can step into the party-party-par-ty-par-ty-party! Party, par-ty-par-ty-party!
Capital U and the K-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O-N-O, the microphone, so I can step into the par, the microphone,
so I can step into the par, the microphone, so I can step into the par, the microphone, so I can step into the par, the microphone, the microphone, the mic the mic the mic the mic the mic the mic!

Microphone, so I can step into the party! Microphone, so I can step into the party! Microphone, so I can step into the party! Step into the par-step, step into the party!
Microphone, so I can step into the party! Microphone, so I can step into the mi-mi-mi-microphone, so I can step into the party! Step into the par-step, step into the...

Step to the side! (N-O) You'd better run and hide!
Move to the side! Everybody wants to stay alive!
Step to the side! (N-O) You'd better run and hide!
Move to the side! Everybody-body-boooody...

Foundation day!

Fun fair! I love the fun fair! Give me the fun fair NOW 'cause I want fun fair! I like all the fun fairs in the world!
Fun fair! I love the fun fair! Give me the fun fair NOW 'cause I want fun fair! Gimme gimme gimme the fun fair, gimme gimme gimme the fun fair NOW!

In the last years of the century, no-one could have dreamed that we were being scrutinized!
Track Name: Diamond dreams
Diamond dreams! I wouldn't-I wouldn't!
Track Name: Get your boobs out (Ft. Shawdogg)
BRAD:
I can't believe you're fucking roping me into this!

SHAWDOGG:
Simon and Jon we're back again! Proper strong men like Ryu and Ken!

MRSIMON:
What? Simon in this mother fucker..

MRSIMON AND SHAWDOGG:
Blrap blrap mother fucker

BRAD:
What the fuck?

SHAWDOGG:
Yeah! What the fuck!

MRSIMON:
You come up to me then ask what's your name, I say I'm Simon don't ask me again!
Then you come over and ask again! Then I say the name-asking, you've gots to refrain!

SHAWDOGG:
Like sugar in your tea, I'm sweet! I'm getting all the bitches on heat!

MRSIMON:
Dude you've got too many lyrics.

SHAWDOGG:
Lyrics for days?

MRSIMON:
No dude, you've done enough rapping..

SHAWDOGG:
LYRICS FOR DAYS!

MRSIMON + SHAWDOGG:
Hardcore!

SHAWDOGG:
Everyday in everyway 'cause I masturbate, really hard!
Like electric shooting from my body! Vaseline running down the walls, it's my fucking hobby.
Masturbation, I'm a sensation!
I'm a sensation! I'm a sensation!

MRSIMON:
Simon McClure coming down like rain, like a Brit I don't come from Spain!
You think I'm wrong you gotta be insane, go point at yourself when you's laying the blame!

SHAWDOGG:
Work on the bins in my life of sin. All I need is a big fat sweaty quim.
All I need is a big fat sweaty quim-quim-quim-quim.
And I'm rubbing my dick, to and sway!
Dance about like scary geezers, and shoot my man-juice up all the womens beavers..
All the womens beavers, all the womens beavers!
Go on girls!

MRSIMON:
Get your tits out!

SHAWDOGG:
Get your boobs out! Get your tits out!
Go on girls!

MRSIMON:
Get your tits out!

SHAWDOGG:
Get your..

MRSIMON:
TIME!

SHAWDOGG:
..out! The fucking Time-out!

MRSIMON:
Thats the shit yo! Bringing it down like Snoop-flow! Yo-yo in the house!
What-what-what I'm on a plane! But I'm not really, I just think I am.
What you gonna do when I get to the plan? Really I meant plan but I said it like plane.
Artistic license thats what I've obtained! Gimme your hand and I'ma shake your hand!
Check me out, I'm on the path to fame, but I was all on track until I said cunt.

SHAWDOGG:
Go on girls! Get your boobs out!
Fucking girls all the day! Get your boobs out!
Go on girls! Get your boobs out!
Go on girls! Get your boobs out! Get your boobs out!
You cant mess with this! Come on! Get your tits!!!

BRAD:
What the fuck?

SHAWDOGG:
I drop in the scene! I drop in the scene! I drop in the scene! I drop in the scene!
All the best prostitutes hang out at Netto. All the ones at Morrison are a bit shit.

BRAD:
Don't talk fucking daft.
Track Name: Back in Rome
By gum, he did it! I'm back in Rome!

Thats hot!

R-rome! R-rome!

Thats hot!

Fall in! Forward march!
Hup-2-3-4-Hup-2-3-4-Hup-2-3-4-Hup-2-CHARGE!
Thats hot!

Thats hot!
Track Name: Frying pan!
Oh god this is real!

Just drink it up right now, else I'll have to force it down your throat!
What you reckon Dave?
Drink it! He's a psycho!
Hmm yeah thats great! That should get their taste buds going! A-huh!

Time! About twenty-five years! He.. oh GOD! No! Race to the door; Way-um.. Two. Bollocks! Well why not?
Mate. Kill-K-K-Bollocks for fun. Heh, I'm afraid! What are we gonna do? Frying pan? Frying pan!

Time! About twenty-five years! He.. oh GOD! No! Race to the door; Way-um.. Two. Bollocks! Well why not?
Mate. Kill-K-K-Bollocks for fun. Heh, I'm afraid! What are we gonna? Frying pan? Frying pan!

So we gotta be sensible! So we gotta be sensible! Drinks coming right up! Righto!
Off we go! That's it move, pro-pr-pr-pro-properly! I'm beginning to crap, so we gotta be sensible!

Wyrgh! Drinks coming right up! Twenty-five. Sad unemployable wretch you really are. I really must stop masturbating!
Wyrgh! Drinks coming right up! Twenty-five. Sad unemployable wretch you really are. I really must stop masturbating!

Tree! Drinks coming right up! OK! Wyrgh! 'Joy yourself-joy-joy yourself! Breast! Breast!
T-T-Tree! Before you do it! Race to the door! OK! Slight miscalculation. Sod off you doogling bastards! F-F-Frying pan!

I'm not drinking that!
I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

Time! About twenty-five years! He.. oh GOD! No! Race to the door; Way-um.. Two. Bollocks! Well why not?
Mate. Kill-K-K-Bollocks for fun. Heh, I'm afraid! What are we gonna? Frying pan? Frying pan!

Time! About twenty-five years! He.. oh GOD! No! Race to the door; Way-um.. Two. Bollocks! Well why not?
Mate. Kill-K-K-Bollocks for fun. Heh, I'm afraid! What are we gonna? Frying pan? Frying pan!

Crap!
Track Name: The Stupidest Track I've Ever Made
Where are we? What the hell is going on? The dust has only just...

I think you're extremely gay, and you should stop sending me recordings, before I shove your dick up your asshole!

Spin me round again and rub my eyes, this can't be happening when busy streets a mess with people would stop to hold their heads heavy.. Hide and seek, trains and sewing machines...

I wanna kiss you every minute every hour every..
DAY-DAY-DAY-DAY-DAY-DAY-DAY-DAY-DAY-DAY-DAY-DAY-DAY
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart!!!

If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat, eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat.
Come on down and dine, on this tasty swine, all you have to do is get in line!
Are you achin' (Yep-yep-yep), for some bacon? (Yep-yep-yep)
He's a big pig (Yep-yep), you could be a big pig too! Oy!

This is the boss, and I'm sick of waiting! I WANT PIKACHU, and this time don't screw it up!

Hunk of fat and juicy meat, hunk of fat and juicy meat, hunk of fat and juicy meat, hunk of fat and juicy meat,
Hunk of fat and juicy meat, hunk of fat and juicy meat, juicy meat, juicy meat, juicy meat, juicy meat.
Hunk of fat and juicy meat, hunk of fat and juicy meat, hunk of fat and juicy meat, hunk of fat and juicy meat,
Hunk of fat and juicy meat, hunk of fat and juicy meat,
Hunk of fat and juicy meat, hunk of fat and juicy meat.

Are you achin'? Just-just-just-just-just...

Just listen to the rhythm of my heart! Just listen to the rhythm of my heart!
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart! Just-just-just-just!
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart! Just listen to the rhythm of my heart!
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart! Just-just-just-just!

Just-just-just-just! Just-just-just-just! Just-just-just-just! Just-just-just-just!
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart! Just listen to the rhythm of my heart! Just listen to the rhythm of my heart! Just listen to the rhythm of my heart!
Heart-heart-heart-heart, heart-heart-heart-heart, A-OK!

LUAU!

If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat, eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat.
Come on down and dine, on this tasty swine, all you have to do is get in liiiiiiine!

I'm a party girl! I'm a party girl! I'm a party girl! I'm a party girl!

She likes to party every night and day! She likes to party singing "Hey-hey-hey!"
She likes to party every night and day! She likes to party singing "Hey-hey-hey!"

Oi! Oi! She likes to party every night and day!

If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat, eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat.
Come on down and dine, on this tasty swine, all you have to do is get in line!
Are you achin' (Yep-yep-yep), for some bacon? (Yep-yep-yep)
He's a big pig (Yep-yep), you could be a big pig too!

I think you're extremely gay.

Everybodys gonna love today, gonna love today, gonna love today!

Are you achin' (Yep-yep-yep), for some bacon? (Yep-yep-yep)
He's a big pig (Yep-yep), you could be a big pig too! (I'm a party girl!)
Are you achin' (Yep-yep-yep), for some bacon? (Yep-yep-yep)
He's a big pig (Yep-yep), you could be a big pig too! OI!

Are you achin' (Yep-yep-yep), for some bacon? (Yep-yep-yep)
He's a big pig (Yep-yep), you could be a big pig too! (I'm a party girl!)
Are you achin' (Yep-yep-yep), for some bacon? (Yep-yep-yep)
I wanna kiss you every minute, every hour, every..
DAY-DAY-DAY-DAY-DAY-DAY

Wha!? Wha!? Wha!? Wha!? Wha!?

He's a tramp! But they love him.. Breaks a new heart, everyday!
He's a tramp! And I only hopes he stays that way!
He's a tramp! He's a scoundrel. He's a rounder. He's a cad. He's a TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....

If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat, eat my buddy Pumbaa here because he is a treat.
Come on down and dine, on this tasty swine, all you have to do is get in liiiiiiine! OI!

Hey-hey-hey, you're a cock sucker.
Track Name: Fiji fantasies
We gotta get outta here. You ready to go? No I just can't. Come on come on come one! I told you I cant!

Maybe I'm being set up for something. Ever think about that Marlon? Like your whole life's just building towards something?
Hmm-no..
I'm going away for a while.

You know that feeling, where it feels like everythings just slipping away.

Back! Fantasies, um-hm.
Ok then lets do it! Fantasies.
Like that! Fantasies, um-hm.
Ok then lets do it! Fantasies, like that!

Back! Fantasies, um-hm.
Ok then lets do it! Fantasies.
Like that! Fantasies, um-hm.
Ok then lets do it! Fantasies.

Um-hm..
Fantasies.
You know that feeling, where it feels like everythings just slipping away. Um-hm..
Fantasies.

Um-hm..
Fantasies.
Um-hm..

You don't wanna believe it, so you look for answers somewhere else. There is no 'it'.

Like-like-like-like-like that!
Um-hm..
Ok then lets do it!
What the hell does this have to do with anything!? Tell me what's HAPPENING!

Um-hm..
Ok then lets do it!
They're pretending Truman! Do you understand? Its all for you!
Fantasies.

Tell me what's HAPPENING!
Fantasies, um-hm..
Ok then lets do it! Fantasies.
Like that!
Fantasies, um-hm..
Ok then lets do it! Fantasies. Like that!

Fantasies.
Fantasies.
Tell me what's HAPPENING!
Fantasies.

Fantasies.

Like that!
Track Name: Cocktail bar
Hah hah! Oh very good! She'll be down there, down... She'll be down on the bench, down by the paddling pool soon. With some pretty sherry, in a brown paper bag. Cheers.

Why don't you come along to the cocktail bar? To the cocktail bar!
They play good music down at the cocktail bar! To the cocktail bar!
Open your mind and discover new flavours. Wonder-bra! Vunderbra!
Cant you see its all about the cocktail bar? Ah yeah!

Why don't you come along to the cocktail bar? To the cocktail bar!
They play good music down at the cocktail bar! To the cocktail bar!
Open your mind and discover new flavors. Wonder-bra! Vunderbra!
Cant you see its all about the cocktail bar?
Open your mind and discover new flavours. Wonder-bra! Vunderbra!
Cant you see its all about the cocktail bar? Ah yeah!

Ah yeah!
Track Name: Shut up
Hold on.. Hold on..

Soulja boy off in this OH! Watch me crank it, watch me OH! Watch me crank dat, Soulja boy then Superman dat OH!
Now watch me YOU! Crank that soul now watch me YOU! Crank that soul now watch me, SUPERMAN SUPERMAN SUPERMAN SUPERMAN!
Catch me at your local party yes I crank it everyday. Catch me at your local party yes I crank it everyday.
Catch me at your local party yes I crank it everyday. Catch me at your local party yes I crank it everyday.

Soulja boy off in this OH! Watch me crank it, watch me OH! Watch me crank dat, Soulja boy then Superman dat OH!
Now watch me YOU! Crank that soul now watch me YOU! Crank that soul now watch me YOU! Crank that soul now watch me SUUUPERMAAAN!

Soulja boy, Soulja boy, Soulja boy, Soulja boy, Soulja boy, Soulja boy, OH!
Soulja boy, Soulja boy, Soulja boy, Soulja boy, Soulja boy, Soulja boy, YOU!

Soulja boy tell ya. Soulja boy tell ya. Soulja boy-soulja boy-soulja boy.

Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!

I wanna kiss you every minute every hour every minute hour, I wanna kiss you...
Wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-kiss you
Wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna-wanna

Everybody gonfi gon! Everybody gonfi gon! Everybody gonfi gon, gonfi gon, gonfi gon!
Soulja boy off in this OH! Watch me crank it, watch me OH! Watch me crank dat, Soulja boy then Superman dat OH!
Now watch me YOU! Crank that soul now watch me YOU! Crank that soul now watch me, SUPERMAN SUPERMAN SUPERMAN SUPERMAN!

You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, ay, ay. Under my umbrella, ella, ella, ay, ay.
Under my umbrella, ella, ella, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

From my heart, I call to you. To you mother wolf and old Baloo.
From my heart, I call to you. To you mother wolf and old Baloo.

Soulja boy off in this OH! Watch me crank it, watch me OH! Watch me crank dat, Soulja boy then Superman dat OH!
Now watch me YOU! Crank that soul now watch me YOU! Crank that soul now watch me YOU! Crank that soul now what!?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd been married long time ago, Where did you come from where did you go, Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd been married long time ago, Where did you come from where did you go, Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe?

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd been married long time ago, Where did you come from where did you go, Where did you come from Cotton-Eye Joe?
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd been married long time ago, Where did you come from where did you go, Where did... DONT FUCK WITH ME!

If I- If-I If-I If-I BRING DA AMBERLAMPS.

Soulja boy off in this OH! Watch me crank it, watch me OH! Watch me crank dat, Soulja boy then Superman dat OH!
Now watch me YOU! Crank that soul now watch me YOU! Crank that soul now watch me YOU! Crank that soul now what!?
Encore, Hardcore, Rock you down to the floor, Posse saw ya on the border, Jungle jumper under order.
Encore, Hardcore, Rock you down to the floor, Posse saw ya on the border, Jungle jumper under order.

Soulja boy. Soulja boy. Soulja boy.
Encore, Hardcore, Rock you down to the floor, Posse saw ya on the border, Jungle jumper under order.
Encore, Hardcore, Rock you down to the floor, Posse saw ya on the border, Jungle jumper under order.
Encore, Hardcore, Rock you down to the floor, Posse saw ya on the border, Jungle jumper under order.

Saturday night, I feel the air is getting hot. Like you baby. It's party time and not one minute we can lose, be my...

Encore, Hardcore, Rock you down to the floor, Posse saw ya on the border, Jungle jumper under order.
Encore, Hardcore, Rock you down to the floor, Posse saw ya on the border, Jungle jumper under order.
Encore, Hardcore, Rock you down to the floor, Posse saw ya on the border, Jungle jumper under order.
Encore, Hardcore, Rock you down to the floor, Posse saw ya on the border.. BRING DA AMBERLAMPS, Right!

Bob the builder! Bob the builder! Bob the builder! Bob the builder!
Bob the builder! Bob the builder! Bob the builder! Bob the builder!

Encore, Hardcore-ore-ore-ore-ore, Rock you down to the floor-oor-oor-oor
Encore, Hardcore-ore-ore-ore-ore, Rock you down to the floor-oor-oor-oor

Winnie the pooh, Winnie the pooh, tubby little buddy all stuffed with fluff, he's
Winnie the pooh, Winnie the pooh, tubby little buddy all stuffed with fluff, he's

....BRING DA AMBERLAMPS
Track Name: Camomile
The rain has... moved on... The rain has... The rain-the rain has moved on...

Come along Peter!

Left a new day..

Here is.. Here is.. Lost!
Here is.. Lost! Lost! Here is.. Lost!
Here is.. Lost! A little lost! Here is.. Lost! A little lost!

The rain has moved on...

Lost! L-lost. New day.
And all that... L-L-Lost. This way....
Track Name: There's a party in my head
There's a party in my head, you're all invited.
I've got drinks and cocktails and cake. You're all invited.
There's a party in my head, you're all invited.
I can play any song that you want me to play. I've got them all, we've got them all, you're all invited!

Come as you are, by train by taxi by car.
It doesn't matter how long, you're going to stay.
This partys in my head, you're all in my head. Together we're eternal, whilst even alone.
And I feel like I've known you, even when the gust has blown, when you're a name on my phone.

Theres a party in my head, you're all invited.
Its all the best places that we've ever been, you're all invited.
Theres a party in my head, you're all invited.
I am the crowd in the peak of the night, this silence so loud, the darkness so bright.

Theres a party in my head. Everybodys here but I cant see you.
You stand aside me, you're faded, an illusion. I'm not even sure that you're real, but I know that we were, thats my conclusion.
I know that I failed you, and I know that you left me, but your smile lives on in the depths of my brain, haunting and taunting again and again.

We dance... We dance...
Track Name: Snow village
You never let go...

I nev'.. I nev'.. I nev'.. Big fat bitch; that's right!
Wok brought him down to; Singing you this tune.
I nev'.. I nev'.. I nev'.. Big fat...

Why is, this tree? Why, like, this tree? And..
I nev'... Wu-o'.. Wu-o'.. Avish'.. 'ee!
Why is, this tree? Why, like, this tree? And..
I nev'... Wu-o'.. Wu-o'.. Avish'.. 'ee!

He's the biggest bitch. I nev'..
Spread your, spread your childs heart! (Singing you this tune)
Eyes! Eyes! She's the biggest bitch. I nev'..
Spread your, spread your childs heart! (She's a big fat bitch; Hot lava!)
*Kenny singing*; That's right! I nev'..
Spread your, spread your childs heart! (Singing you this tune)
Eyes! Wok brought him down to; Eyes! She's the biggest bitch. I nev'..
Spread your, spread your childs heart! (Singing you this tune)

Singing you this tune..
Singing you this tune..
Singing you this tune..
Wok brought him down to..

Wh'uh, I'm.. Big ay-o; 'stead-a.. Wh'uh, I'm.. Su-ro-ah-em..
Wh'uh, I'm.. Wicky-scratch-yo; 'stead-a.. See homeless people but you just don't care!
Wh'uh, I'm.. Big ay-o; 'stead-a.. Wh'uh, I'm.. Su-ro-ah-em..
Wh'uh, I'm.. Wicky-scratch-yo; 'stead-a.. 'ee!

Three bedroom homes. All have three bedroom homes. Broken trucks on the lawn, why can't I be like all the other kids? ('ee!)
Three bedroom homes. All have three bedroom homes. Broken trucks on the lawn, why can't I be like all the other kids? (Singing you this tune)

Telling me what.. Wok brought him down to.. Telling me what your heart..
Wu-o'.. A child's heart (Singing you this tune)
Why is, this tree? Why, like, she's a big fat bitch, I nev'..
Wu-o'.. A child's heart (She's a big fat bitch, Hot lava)
*Kenny singing*; Your heart! I nev'..
Wu-o'.. A child's heart (She's a big fat bitch, this tune)
Why is, this tree? Why, like, she's the biggest bitch, I nev'..
Wu-o'.. A child's heart

Telling me what.. Wok brought him down to.. Telling me what your heart..
Spread your, spread your childs heart! (Singing you this tune)
Eyes! Eyes! She's the biggest bitch. I nev'..
Spread your, spread your childs heart! (She's a big fat bitch; Hot lava!)
*Kenny singing*; Your heart! I nev'..
Spread your, spread your childs heart! (She's a big fat bitch)
Eyes! Wok brought him down to; Eyes! She's the biggest bitch. I nev'..
Spread your, spread your childs heart! (Singing you this tune)